Saturday August 22 2009
Hello.
I am thinking that This might be why Republicans should not be allowed to speak.
Ever.
Really ‘Pubs? Government should stay out of Medicare? Well, I think you should stay out of politics if you can’t figure out why that statement is asinine.
Dogwoman
Thursday August 20 2009
Hello.
I want to go here. I think they should just leave it up and make it a tourist attraction. I would totally play life-sized Candy Land. I once played life sized chess and it was a blast. Okay some times I play a life-sized guitar and that’s fun too. It would be better if the music that came out of the guitar didn’t sound fun-sized but what can you do?
Dogwoman
Tuesday August 18 2009
Hello.
There is cycle to our world. The very nature ‘o time indicates that things that have passed will return. And nowhere is this theory more tested than in the celebrity world.
That’s right it’s the return of sex tapes.
In the past month at least three so-called celebrity types have been plagued by the release of their sex tapes. ‘Member when Rob was brought Lowe by his indiscretion? Well. Apparently it’s now all the rage. If you want people to think you could be someone, get busy on Youtube.
Let us ask ourselves, do we really want to see what people might get up to? I for one would like to be spared.
Most of them are very low quality, not even amateur porn quality. As though some sweaty guy was hiding in the closet with a flip phone. No one wants that. If you, as a potential A-lister, want exposure, do it right, hire a crew. A good crew. Next get in some make up artists. Honestly, we only love you when you look perfect so yeah, do something about the mismanaged hair and sweat. And maybe a set designer. We don’t really want to see the messy crumpled bed you actually use on a nightly basis. No, we’d like to see some fantastic feathery concoction, so a set designer would be good. And of course to make it all work you’re going to need a good cinematographer and a decent director.
Oh and don’t sleep with your actual girlfriend/boyfriend. Hire someone people want to see buck naked.
If you’re not going to go through the planning and expense of creating a decent sex tape that could have the potential of winning an Oscar,then just don’t.
We, the unsuspecting public, enjoy the fantasy world and you people with your grainy badly dubbed tapes, are killing it.
Dogwoman
Monday August 17 2009
Hello.
Let me be brief.
I am starting to think that people live the illusion they like best.
It’s the only thing that explains:
1) Irrational responses to rational debate.
As in the Health Care debate. Each side is right and the Brits have Twitter to prove that the NHS (which is always being bashed in their newspapers) is great. Nowhere is anyone actually talking about the realities. There are assumptions, accusations, misleading information and half truths. I have yet to see any ‘debate’ that doesn’t devolve into a pissing match. Instead there are guns, fights and defamatory remarks. Way to go America!
2) Irrational actions based on false assumptions.
As in the Health Care debate. See # 1
3) Katie Price
So confusing. and well, yuck.
So hold onto the illusion you prefer and just ignore anything that might contradict you. Because really that’s the only way to get to the end of your life without having lived. Good Luck!
Dogwoman
Friday August 14 2009
Hello.
Brits are up in arms over the Republican comments about their NHS. They are tweeting like mad in defense of it. There are many vocal critics of the British system so I was wondering:
Are they tweeting out of true love or because they feel attacked?
You tell me
Dogwoman
Thursday August 13 2009
Hello.
Les Paul died today.
I’ll leave it to the seasoned music reporters to extol his many musical virtues.
Let me say
It’s a sad time. I know he was 94 but without his genius Rock and Roll wouldn’t be anything like it is now. By changing the humbucker configuration on the electric guitar he opened up a whole new area of sound. How much music would never have existed without his rack system? I could go on and on. Countless musicians are indebted to the experiments and achievements of this amazing man. Including the ones who are in their garages right now.
Rest in Peace, Les Paul. And thanks for the music
Dogwoman
Thursday August 13 2009
Hello.
There is the best picture of the Town Hall protesters over at My Left Nutmeg. Check out the guy in the striped shirt and the sign he is holding. Now that’s truth in advertising. And who can resist someone who can do physical mocking?
Party on, Striped Shirt Guy, party on.
Dogwoman
Wednesday August 12 2009
Hello.
As a rule, I try not to take on other bloggers. They have their opinions and I do try to respect that.
However
I read through his blog after a friend alerted me to his post about George Sodini. To say that this person is misogynistic would be putting it mildly. He views women as the enemy of men. He states that sex is something men deserve for all of their hard work. Provided that men do everything ‘right’. He opines that women only sleep with “pick up artists, cads, players and bad boys”. He then brags that he gets plenty of yum-yum. That’s interesting. Does that mean he’s sees himself as one of those on the list? I imagine so. Or, one could surmise that he is in fact another George and that his hatred of women stems from his stunted inability to understand them. It could go either way.
Clearly, Mr. Mala Fide does not understand the Red Queen theory of sex. Nature exists solely to prolong and propagate the human genome. That’s it. Sex is not something that is deserved. It’s a natural function that limits choices based on social models. There are several models to choose from, yet we are dealing with the Western society, so we can start there. Sexual partners are chosen by women based on, virility, the ability to care, and availability of superior sperm. Are you a virile, stable man who has a superior gene pool? Well, you will get the best women. However, it is also more likely that you will be cheated on. It’s falsehood that women don’t like to keep their options open. It’s not personal, we just want the best genes. If you don’t have them, well I guess you are shit out of luck.
Men on the other hand just need to spread those genes around as much as possible. Better chance of offspring that will live that way.
The truth is:
Women are selective because they bear the responsibility of future offspring in the human reproductive plan.
Men are not, not really. A chance for gene exchange is a chance for gene exchange. Sure they like ‘em young because the chance for continued reproduction is higher but really, they’ll take what’s available in the pool. As often as possible. In the weirdest settings.
Beta males are Beta males because nature made them that way. They will continually lose mating choices to Alpha males. That’s not to say that Beta females won’t mate with them, they will. But a Beta male who thinks he deserves an Alpha female mate is an idiot. He won’t get one. Nature rules him out every time.
MF can rant on about women and how they are all ball busters blah, blah, blah. Yawn. The fact is even though we think we are making independent choices,we are only running a play book that nature instilled in humans to carry on our gene pool. It’s not a big conspiracy to cause white males to kill people. It’s also not a vehicle which one can use to try to undermine female reproduction strategies. If George was celibate for twenty years, there was a reason. Whatever the reason, the blame rests, consciously or unconsciously, with George Sodini himself. He either put women off in some way or was reaching too high for his place in the pool. That’s it. The idea that a social contract was somehow violated and rated murder as an understandable solution is ludicrious. Female service goes to those who offer the best choice for survival of the offspring. We don’t contract out our bodies for the sole pleasure of men as a social reward. The pleasurable side effect of sex is there to keep us doing it. That’s it. Our rational thinking bodies are incubators/containers for sperm and eggs. Sad, but true.
If MF wants to throw some kind of evil man hating plot into it, well, that’s his right. His bizarre UPDATED ranting about ugly middle aged women not being good enough to sleep with tells me that he is probably a Beta male as well. Alpha males are confident in every aspect of their personalities. Confidence and security are always going to be the more attractive option. Alphas don’t need to bang on about sexual conquests or financial liquidity. Betas do that as a way of attracting females. Something MF seems to do throughout his post. Whinging about feminists and mangina world domination is something an ungainly teenager with little self esteem does to puff himself up. See a puffed up Beta male might look like an Alpha male, until they start to talk, then well, women lose interest. Rapidly. Because we are wired to know the difference.
So have on there Mala Fide, (and frankly even your choice of avatar is overreaching and arrogant. Sigh.) Alpha females have no interest in over blown self indulgent Betas like yourself. So you can say what you like but, in the immortal words of Wally Pleasant:
That’s evolution when you can’t get a date
That’s evolution
That’s evolution
And it exists so you won’t mate.
Dogwoman
P.S. Do I get the Hater Award cause I’d really like to post it here so other people can laugh at you too.
